To every confused soul who stared at the stars, held their chin, and muttered, “what is all this?” This class is for you. You’re not lost. You’re just early to your own remembering. This class is not for the faint of soul. It’s for those who’ve felt that weird inner nudge that Earth might actually be... a spiritual boot camp with memes and taxes. Whether you’re deconstructing religion, decoding your weird dreams, or just tired of the world glitching—grab some roasted maize, sit under the nearest tree, and learn on. You’re not alone. You’re just remembering.
You are not your nose. Or your trauma. Or that childhood nickname that still follows you around like an unpaid debt. You are consciousness wearing a meat suit with limited Wi-Fi (a.k.a. the human body). You’re like a divine Netflix account logged into the slowest village modem. Why? Because this is the ultimate simulation—the full 3D experience—with tears, laughter, heartbreak, and awkward puberty.
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